What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 12:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How quickly can you gain muscle by only consuming milk and chicken breasts, without using any supplements such as creatine or whey isolate?

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How can I improve my sleep quality using gadgets?

No way

No go.

Just Forget it!

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Consequatur corporis quos perspiciatis tenetur vel totam.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Doctors say this lifestyle choice is the biggest contributor to cognitive decline and dementia - Earth.com

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Why is our generation so unhappy?

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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