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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 12:27

Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How can I improve my sleep quality using gadgets?
No way
No go.
Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Consequatur corporis quos perspiciatis tenetur vel totam.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Why is our generation so unhappy?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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